It’s all fun and games til he mentions going for food or happy hour because I’m just like “WHY BOTHER YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF ACTUALLY SHOWING UP.”
It really makes my blood boil. I can show you great gossip finds but we are in no way friends anymore.
He asked me what was new and I legit said “meh”
Way to lose your juice privileges.
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
OH MY GOD PLEASE EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME PLEASE WATCH THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL SMILE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE OMFG
Is it possible to just skip the whole awkward dating phase and jump straight to the point where you are happily married, giving each other backing vocals for impromptu karaoke sessions while pumping gas?
Because, you know, that sounds nice.
"I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them enough. In fact, my pictures show me how much I’ve lost."
-Nan Goldin (via cad-y)(Source: do-play)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
(Source: twoukofukawa)
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
“Katniss is very skinny… How much do you weigh?
I am so fucking happy that female celebrities are starting to call interviewers out on their bullshit.
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
